That's the sort of thing weasels do. No, really. An actual weasel chewed through a 66-kilovolt electrical transformer, taking the particle collider offline, though only temporarily -- it should be back online pretty soon. While the tyke who knocked NPR off the air (presumably) got off scot free, the same can't be said of the weasel -- that much juice combined with our furry, four-legged friends doesn't end well.
Tech doesn't work with children and animals
First up we have National Public Radio and a mishap suffered as a result of Take Your Kids to Work Day. A "junior journalist" hit the exact sequence of buttons on the control board that, from the sounds of it, would be required to swap broadcasts.